angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK FUCK A DUCK OMFG OMFG OMFG FUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY FUCKING HELL

I HAATTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE HORROR SHOWS I HATE HATE HATE IT NOW I CAN’T UNSEE WHAT I’VE SAW

SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

When a man says no in this culture, it’s the end of the discussion. When a woman says no, it’s the beginning of a negotiation.
― Gavin De Becker (via scarsandskin)

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

tennants-hair:

hipsterinatardis:

l0rdofthepeasants:

twofingerswhiskey:

ifellforloki:

teenage-dirntbag:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH