portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

lilfrogboy:

my type is harry styles and harry styles only you literally have to be harry styles

madvocate:

psychoticcommie:

in case anyone’s wondering why you shouldn’t wear straight jackets for halloween:

  • straight jackets are symbols of the oppression of the mentally ill, they are the embodiment of centuries of violent ableism
  • when people were put into straight jackets they…

scientitss:

i know i say it every day but i am fully and truly in love with harry styles

When people disregard your musical ability just because you’re a flute player
Why do all the other wood-wind instrument players envy flutes?

flutesbringit:

Because they’re the only winds eligible for the no-bell prize.

Anonymous: So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra.